Talk:Bayonetta 3/@comment-178.119.176.113-20150215173021/@comment-92.17.166.244-20150216120630


 * pant*


 * panting intensifies*

*Dies*

Better be old Dante, Bayonetta would have better interactions with him than the little piece of hipster shite that Capcom scooped from the toilet for the rebooted series.

Unless people want the whole game to be:

"Fuck you!"

"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, go ask your mum."

"Fuck you! She's fucking dead you fucking asshole!"

"Just like you'll be, little one. I've got a fever, and the only cure is more dead half-angels!"

"Fuck you, you fucking witch! You'll be the one witch (followed by snigger from New!Dante) feels the eternal sting of death!"

"Adorable. The only thing that'll be stinging is your whole body after I beat some manners into you."

"I must admit, I just got burned... Like the rest of your kind, you fucking fucker!"

"Uugh. A talkative type. And braggy, too. I was looking forwards to dancing with you before you opened your gob. Sure your ass isn't on your face? Because you keep on letting out shit."

"Fuck you. I may talk shit, but at least I don't look like it!"

"My my, you must have high regards for shit then. Stop it, you're flattering me. I Kinda feel like a fucking celebrity in this town, too."

"You look about as good as a Hunter's asshole! I'll fucking slay you with Rebellion!"

(Dante brandishes his sword)

''"Aww, poor baby. Stuck with such a cheap toy. I'll show you what a real blade looks like, little boy!" ''

(Bayonetta summons Shuraba)

"Let's dance, boy!"

~Epic Fight Commenses~

~At the climax of a close match, Dante gets knocked back and then held in place by a Wicked Weave.~

"So kind of Madama Butterfly to lend me a hand, isn't it?"

"I'll lend you my sword... into your fucking face you bitch!"

"Hm... No thank you, but I'm not a fan of sharing toys with strangers. Maybe if you tried with something a little more... high class I'd consider going in for such a strange offer."

(Dante changes Rebellion to Aquila, throwing it at Bayonetta's neck in hope of cutting her head off whilst he escaped Madama Butterfly's gigaton grip)

(Bayonetta grabs Aquilla from its flight path and snaps it over her knee)

''"Cheap tricks don't win over a lady's heart... or her head." ''

(Dante is staggered by how powerful Bayonetta is)

"I must say. This outing wasn't up to my usual standards, but it was still one HELL of a time. But I have better things to do then fuck around with little boys and their little swords."

(Bayonetta strikes a pose as her hair begins to unravel)

ARGEDCO!