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Another theory!

The next Bayonetta a prequel-type time travel thing when our heroine and Luka team up to figure out the history of the world, where we look into the dark history of the Umbran Clan, where we find out such startling truths like how the Boy/light Girl/dark thing was completely arbitrary, the events that led up to the First Armageddon, how many people died trying to become witches and sages, and how in the early days of humanity where the angels and demons were fighting over worship, Fortitudo used to be a normal dragon until he realized nobody would pray to him when there were tons of gorgeous demon women around, so he ripped the skin off his chest and stabbed himself until the scars looked like a human face. The demons said,"Holy S***. He's not messing around. I'm not dealing with this any more." and voluntarily went to Hell after that. The past is hardcore.