File:Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Bayonetta (9.0 Intensity)

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A somewhat amused Chris and an amused Bayonetta were looking down at a familiar-looking cardboard box that housed a hiding Palutena. The cardboard box was meant to be a meager yet iconic shelter from the Umbra Witch. "This is cute," Bayonetta commented.

Chris hid a small chuckle. "Um, Palutena? You do realize that box won't hold out against any other fighter?" he asked.

"Joke's on you. This cardboard box is vital Smash Bros. property and no one can inflict harm upon it, even if someone as astute as me uses it for protection from dangerous Umbra Witches," Palutena spoke, peeking out from the grabbing hole. "Something is very wrong if the likes of Pit can't offer me this much protection, hence why I'm allowed to continue this segment under this humble abode." She cleared her throat and gazed up at Bayonetta. "Without further ado, congratulations on your win against an eldritch abomination! Not that I doubted YOU would as you are completely used to do this kind of thing, anyway... How do you feel about this victory, in a non-sensual way?"

Bayonetta stopped smiling. "Goddess, you completely destroyed my followup," she said.

Chris hid his blushing cheeks. "Please, you're very lucky you got into this series. Don't you increase the rating from its somewhat child-friendly rank right now," he said.

"Tsk," Bayonetta scoffed a bit. "I should've been here in the previous entry where the T-rating allowed for older men to have tight buttocks."

"Good ol' Snake!" Palutena reminisced. "Wonder how Konami is treating him."

"Like crap," Chris said without missing a beat.

"Still, this rating wasn't enough to hold you back, and so many people worldwide are glad to have you here," the goddess said. "Go away," she muttered silently. "I'm gonna deck all of them when this is over. Stupid ballot," she added.

"I suppose," Bayonetta said with a sincere smile. "...I'm getting so bored of this. Now I feel like dancing. You two, dance with me and light up this room!" she said, to which she then started to dance in a sensual-yet-still-allowed dance. While Chris politely declined, a threatened Palutena started dancing as much as a cardboard box allowed her to: by budging around at uneven times.

"We should totally have Bayonetta around for these talks more often," Chris suggested the cardboard box.

"Don't make me toss Pit on you," Palutena warned, still wary of the dancing Bayonetta giving glances at her.

"I'll toss Lucario on him, then."

"...Curse you, World Traveler. You're lucky Pit is weak against spike chest hugs," she hissed, listening to Bayonetta's loud bemused laugh sending chills to her spine.

Key Notes: - She's completely designed to punish foes HARD with Witch Time, but her Smash blows leave her really wide open for punishment if she misses... - I didn't try this out until later, but you CAN use Witch Time on Master Core!

Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.