Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25110963-20140925000458/@comment-3969618-20141110041534

At some point in Bayonetta 3, someone is going to disguise himself as Michelangelo's David statue, and then attack our heroine when she least expects it, triggering a boss fight with a guy who is one big lens flare away from being completely naked. I don't know who this mystery streaker is, but he will most likely be Rodin, Balder, or another sage. Maybe Enzo, if Platinum Games wants us to kill ourselves.

If Bayonetta gets to run around butt-ass naked, then this guy should, too.